Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Sympathetic-Reflexive-Withdrawal Syndrome

Btw, I'm suffering from Sympathetic-Reflexive-Withdrawal Syndrome
also known as SRWS.

This disorder was discovered today by a Psychologist-wannabe who was also the 1st to contract such a psychological disorder.

Symptoms:
Ambivalence
Anti-Social Behaviour
Reduced energy for interaction
I-dun-give-a-damn
& Leave-me-alone attitude

Due to ethical concerns, causes of the disorder will be kept confidential indefinitely.
Further studies & empirical testing will be needed.

Patient is highly recommended to have minimal social contact so as not to aggravate her condition.
Probing is non-advisable.

Patient may appear to have undergone a momentary personality change.
However, it is speculated that someone will know otherwise.

Survival rate is 100% with early diagnosis & proper treatment.

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