And the crapping continues...

I'm shedding my uterine lining (the endometrium). And according to evolutionary psych, I'm suppose to exude sexual signals during my most fertile period? "Hello, have anyone out there received my signals?" *wave* -maybe there is poor reception in campus. Nah. I think Darwin forgot abt the existence of exams which have the impact of draining beauty out of even the most sensual gal, say Miss World? Not to mention Miss Tng here. (That is provided Miss World has the brains to tk exams- I'm digressing.)

I'm happy without eyebags and breakouts, forget abt feeling attractive.

I'm losing my stamina in studying. So it's only after my 1st paper, wat am I toking? Well, I hate running which account for my terrible stamina. I guess it has now become a trait which transcends across all domains. Great, I have a consistent personality! The institution should take into account of those with poor stamina, having too many papers over a long period is blatant discrimination! Gosh, I'm being discriminated.

Will I die if I do badly for exams? I guess not. My life ain't tat breakable, it takes alot more than afew papers & decimals. Maybe I'll fall into depression, then I'll declare war against all who do better. And I'll threaten to turn schizophrenic if I become unemployed, then maybe the institute of mental health will provide me with free accommodation and meals. There, I've solved the adaptive problem of survival.

Tmr I'm taking the paper on counselling. But judging frm my entry, I think I jolly well need some counselling.