damn shoulder.

CUT OFF MY DAMN RIGHT SHOULDER !!!

argh..my right shoulder blade is hurting me. feel so sore and throbbing... I'll pay anyone $1,000,000 who can successfully amputate it painlessly.
Price is negotiable.

Interested parties,
pls leave your contacts and I'll get back to u asap.
Alterntively, contact me at SOS line: 90674160